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Preliminary Results
What a delightful day! We’re on Photoshop overload, reviewing & processing 15,140 photos (356 GB) from our team of 7 all-terrain kinetic veterans, and will have coverage posted by May 14. In the meantime, here’s a sample of Saturday’s race.
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Grand Mediocre Champion: Meep Meep and Meyond
Art: Gone Phishin’
Engineering: Radiolarian Special
Speed: Quixote’s Giant
People’s Choice: Ant-thropology
2026 Fantasy & Folly: Mooseum Heist
Best Costumes: Baltimore Row Castle
Golden Flipper: Gnome Gnights from Dimension Gninety Gnine
Best Bribes: Jazzy Jesters
Judges’ Fill-in-the-Blank: Dairy Go
Spirit of the Founder: Rampmaster Michael Cooney
Best Pit Crew: Bolt of Te Fiti
Sock Creature of the Universe: Scrap Dragon
Worst Honorable Mention: Hundred Acre Wood
Next-to-Last: Engines & Dragons Take Two
Golden Dinosaur: Flutter and Fury
ACE: Mooseum Heist
ACE: Godzilla
ACE: Jazzy Jesters
ACE: Dragon Wagon
ACE: You’re My Boy, Blue!
Fireball
Dogs Playing Poker
Wings of De Fire
Tandem Templar
Just Dande-lyin’ Around
Up Yours Truly
Fifi: Glinda the Good Witch of South Baltimore
In A Pickle
Gael Force
Tick Tock the Croc
Much more to come!
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