Baltimore Kinetic Sculpture Race Logo

Race Photos
2022 2010
2019 2009
2018 2008
2017 2007
2016 2006
2015 2005
2014 2004
2013 2003
2012 2002
2011 2001
2021 Mini Race
2018 Pilgrimage
2005 Pilgrimage
2004 Pilgrimage

Spectator’s Guide
Join the List!
Official Rules
How To Build

Baltimore Kinetic Sculpture Race
2019 Race Report: Treez Nutz

Here's a Sculpture!
< Previous Page Next Page >

Treez Nutz

Team 1,800 Lbs’ Treez Nuts bringing 2018’s hand-pump railcar post-industrial by sprouting a giant tree. In the tight confines of Federal Hill, real trees exchanged parts with the fake tree and bent its frame. The sculpture’s broad turning radius* required an extensive multi-point turn to navigate past DPW’s Merciless Bollard, but it eventually passed unscathed. Judge Luke alerted sculptures to the bollard, while its biggest victim was parked adjacent (more on that later).

* Draisines, full-size trains, and this sculpture have no differentials.

Kinetic naval architecture pro-tip: Check out the outboard pontoons attached to the yellow crossbar in the water (and removed on land). The further surface-level pontoons are from the center of buoyancy, the more stability they provide! (Extra-credit question: for a linear pontoon, is this relationship linear, quadratic, or something else?)

Treez Nutz’s narrow wheels left deep grooves in the sand, which volunteers raked over before the next team.

Across the finish line.

To curry favor with Kinetic Kops and Judges, they handed out seed bombs which earned the Best Bribes award.

This was Team 1,800 Lbs’ lucky 13th year in the race:

< Previous Page All Pages At Once (huge!)

Next Page >
Want to See the Next Race?
For an email reminder 1 month before the race on Saturday 7 May 2022, and when the 2022 Spectator’s Guide is available, join the Spectator Mailing List!
Were you in the race?
Please contact Tom Jones if you have anything to add or update, or would like high-res photos of your team’s entry.
  1. Grand Champion: Pandora’s Hell Bent Kitchen
  2. Real Spacewives of Uranus
  3. Shark Tank (PLATYPUS)
  4. Park School Bachelorette
  5. Treez Nutz
  6. Marys-Go-Round
  7. Shark Week
  8. Friends School Shark Tank
  9. NOVA LabsMobile
  1. Jemicy’s The Cutlery, EGGsistential Crisis, Wassssabi, & Grillax
  2. Fake Gnus
  3. Sky Hat
  4. Tröegenator
  5. MC Hammerhead
  6. Trail Trekker
  7. Tick Tock the Croc
  8. Cafeteria Food Boys
  1. Mr. Trash Velocipede
  2. I Dream of Fifi
  3. Humnan Centipede
  4. Sushi Roll
  5. Wizard
  6. Opening Ceremonies
  7. Thanks!
  8. Volunteers, Spectators & Crew
  9. The Team
5/26/2022 12:10:04 PM   5/27/2022 12:19:17 AM   1:2   2:2   3:3   4:1   5:   6:   7:2   8:   9:2   10:1   11:   12:   13:   14:   15:1   16:1   17:   18:   19:   20:   21:   22:   23:   24:   25:   26:   27:   28:   AllInOne:
The Baltimore Kinetic Sculpture Race is sponsored and run by the American Visionary Art Museum. is the volunteer work of Tom Jones.
If you have suggestions about making this site better, or questions, e-mail Tom at